Jokes

Andy is God\\\'s son

A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test."What is The Son Of God's name?" he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing her chin in deep thought. "Andy!" She bursts out with a gleaming smile."No, I'm sorry that is incorrect, what made you say that?" he asks.She starts singing... "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, andy tells me..."