Jokes

The Breast Stroke

In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke...the order of finish was:The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where wasthe blonde??? She was still racing!When she got to the finish line...she said " THEY CHEATED!!"The Judge said "how??"The dumb blonde screamed..."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"