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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
Man and wife at the zoo
Hungry Snake
A veterinarian surgeon...
Tarzania
Tarzania II
Elephants
Elephants II
Elephants III
Elephants IV
Elephants V
Elephants VI
Elephants VII
Elephants VIII
Elephants IX
How to Catch a White Elephant
The best book on elephants
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
A miserable rooster
A horse and a rabbit
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
Punishment that fits the crime
Pray hard
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
German Shepard on Golf Course
Footless Parrot
A dangerous job
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
A robber was robbing a house...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
A blind man is standing at the corner...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
Wife comes home to find the old man...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
Want some chicken?
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
With best intentions
Excerpts from the rural life
A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
Almost no diffenrence
You know why a dog licks his ass?
The talking dog
Beware of dog!
This man goes into the doctor with his...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
A duck walks into a general store...
Two guys go hunting...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
Good business
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Two men were walking along the street when...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
What has two legs and bleeds?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why does a cow wear a bell?
How do you catch a polar bear?
Snake joke
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
A gruesome murder
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Bying a horse
There were two guys walking down the street...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
Pet owners
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
An elephant...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
At an auction
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
Persistency Act
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
Stuttering animal
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
An irresolvable problem
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A horse walks into a bar...
How do you make a cat drink?
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
Nice, but rough
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
A fair warning
There were two cows in a paddock...
Two cows were talking in the field one day...
What's green and has wheels?
I like monkeys
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
A talking horse
The essential difference
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
A lusty camel
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
What is grey and comes in quarts?
There was once a wide mouth frog...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
A Duck walks into a bar...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
It's so easy to milk a cow...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Two male flies are buzzing around...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
Two goldfish are in a tank...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
For all animal lovers out there
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What does a lion call a antelope?
Dog washing
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
I've never understood why women love cats...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why does an elephant have four feet?
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Perfect customer
A Second Opinion
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
The Insensitive Gorilla
What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
The story with the moral
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
How do you catch an elephant?
An old lady owned two monkeys...
Why don't oysters give to charity?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

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