Category: Religion- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- Noah And Today's Ark
- Three religious truths
- A Friend's Prayer
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- What is white and flies across the sky?
- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
- Visual joke
- How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
- In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
- A wise choice
- Two attorneys went into a diner...
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
- Satanic Barney Proof
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
- Sister Margaret died...
- Preserving the Egg of Life
- The Naming of Jesus
- Love Jesus
- Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
- Stress-Relieving Prayer
- An unfortunate coincidence
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
- Three couples wanted to join a church...
- Heaven and smoking
- A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
- TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
- The absolved
- Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
- Six people were on a plane...
- Two nuns are walking down an alley...
- Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
- Ought to be hung
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
- Camel Died
- Nuns First Hot Dog
- Pope Dies
- The Hat
- Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
- The Reverend
- Heavenly golf
- GOD will save me
- A Lutheran minister is driving down...
- The ages of man
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
- The Pope took a philosophy professor...
- What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
- What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
- Whats black and white and red all over?
- What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
- The wrong definition
- Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
- Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
- What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
- A catholic lithany
- It is written in the Bible!
- What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
- "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
- What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
- What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
- What causes arthritis?
- What is white and streaks across the sky?
- Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
- A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
- A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
- A little sports match
- There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
- The same thing
- Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
- When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
- The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
- Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
- A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
- On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
- What did God say after creating man?
- The local priest came across Paddy who had...
- A fine sermon
- In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
- ZHow offensive is that?
- The priest was preparing a man...
- Soap dispenser
- Pastime for Passover
- Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
- Show him your cross
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
- Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
- One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
- What's the difference between acne and a priest?
- Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
- Got a second?
- Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
- Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
- The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
- There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
- What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
- What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
- A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
- What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
- What was the First Commandment?
- What's the difference between Jesus and...
- Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
- Divine Right
- Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
- A dangerous animal
- Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
- A stupid dog
- A man was leaving church one day...
- An anti-bat spray
- Change my mind
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
- And Jesus said unto his disciples...
- What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
- Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
- What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
- How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
- Where to send him?
- On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
- The only true religion
- A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
- A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
- Seymour was a good and pious man...
- Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
- 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
- GIRL'S CONFESSION
- Jesus has risen
- A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
- A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
- The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
- Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
- Confession
- Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
- This fellow comes to confession...
- This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
- Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
- What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
- Is there a God?
- What is the meaning of life?
- Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- A minister was asked by a politician...
- One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
- The three truths in life
- What do you call a man that marries another man?
- How can I believe in God when just last week...
- Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
- At the first session of a conversion class...
- Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
- Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
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