Category: Sex- What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
- After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
- What's a real mate?
- How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
- Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
- What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
- What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
- How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
- Five fingers
- This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...
- How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
- Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
- What does a camera and a condom have in common?
- One day a housewife was going about the usual business...
- Whats long, hard and full of semen?
- Why don't women blink during foreplay?
- A blind guy goes into a whore house...
- Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
- In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
- A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
- A novel idea
- A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
- Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
- Two bikers were talking at a bar...
- Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...
- Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
- How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
- A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
- A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
- What do jello and a woman have in common?
- When I was growing up I used to lick all...
- The Big Horse Race
- Recipe for Banana Bread
- Standardized Guide to the Bases
- Proffessional Terms II
- Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...
- A few questions and answers
- A new way to loose weight
- A young lady had just visited her doctor...
- Best kind of sex
- It was laying limp in my hand...
- A small boy walks into his mothers room...
- A tall woman met a midget at a party...
- What Not to Name Your Dog
- Playgirl Rejection Letter
- In jail...
- There was a young man in the Air Force...
- A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
- ZipperGate Update...
- A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
- Fortunate ingenuity
- How do you clean a condom?
- It was a somber day in Disney land...
- One night, as a couple lay down for bed...
- The Seven Dwarfs
- How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
- Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
- Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
- Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
- What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...
- These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
- A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...
- A fair price
- Biology Class
- Heated passions
- Nearsightedness
- This is horny!
- A penis study
- Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...
- A guy steps into an elevator and...
- Confessions
- Golf in the Bedroom
- A mother-daughter conversation
- I read last week...
- The seven dwarves were in Rome...
- The horny midget found that the best way...
- This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
- Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...
- A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
- A clever court case
- One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...
- A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
- These two sperm were swimming around...
- Great A Hot & Juicy Story
- This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...
- The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...
- Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
- The newly married man came home from work...
- A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
- Almost celibate
- A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...
- Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...
- This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
- Paying Rent
- The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
- Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
- A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
- Soft and Hard
- While attending a spelling session in school one day...
- A Girl Scout troop leader...
- What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
- A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
- A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
- During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...
- There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
- What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
- A man comes to a doctor and...
- The Australian way
- How is pubic hair like parsley?
- What is the definition of a virgin?
- What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
- What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
- What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
- Ring, ring!
- Why is a joke like pussy?
- What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
- What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...
- What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
- A guy rings work and says...
- Why do they put strings on tampons?
- Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
- Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
- Where does Peter Pan eat?
- Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
- After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
- A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
- What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
- Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
- What kind of Bees...
- What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
- Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
- Want some of this?
- What is another term for cunnilingus?
- A man, being on top of a woman...
- So one sperm says to the other...
- What the difference between true love and herpes?
- A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
- Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
- What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
- Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
- Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
- 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
- On a very cold night...
- Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
- A small dissapointment
- How do you make love to a fat girl?
- When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
- What is the best thing about a blow job?
- What do people do for fun on Halloween?
- An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
- This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
- Stuck orgasm
- How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
- There were two people having sex in a car...
- What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
- What is green and smells like pig?
- Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
- Excuse TO smoke
- A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
- A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
- What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
- A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
- What is the difference between hard and light?
- Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
- Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
- How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
- This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
- What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
- Three guys are discussing women...
- Husband: Want a quickie?
- One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
- Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
- Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
- Forgot to pedal
- What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
- How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
- The aged patient doddered into...
- What is green and eats nuts?
- Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
- A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
- What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
- The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
- The wife of an older man is distraught...
- A man is driving down the freeway...
- The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
- A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
- Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
- Why do bankers make great lovers?
- How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
- How do you get Visual Aids?
- Which of the following does not belong?
- What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
- What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
- What is a yankee?
- Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
- Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
- The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
- At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
- Kiss me...yeah!
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
- Know the difference
- A young girl had not been feeling well...
- What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
- John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
- My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
- You can come out now
- Wrong card
- What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
- What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
- Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
- Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
- Who's got a bigger crotch?
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
- A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
- Why are women so bad at mathematics?
- Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
- Happens all the time
- A truck driver breaks down and...
- Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
- Household items
- How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
- So the elephant says to the naked man...
- Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
- What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
- It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
- Love handles
- A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
- What's an Australian kiss?
- What's the most active muscle in a woman?
- Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
- What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
- One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...
- Two men are discussing the age old question...
- A cure for a headache
- Back in the good ole days in Texas...
- What's the definition of the perfect woman?
- What's the definition of virginity?
- What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
- Old Chinese proverb
- A proper name
- A young girl is speaking with her father...
- A vicious circle
- Anomaly or...
- A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
- Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
- Not enough time to tell
- This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
- Poetic justice
- Safe to appear
- The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
- Sneezing orgasms
- Get some of this
- Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
- Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
- What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
- Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
- Necking
- Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
- Do you smoke after sex?
- Ghost sex
- Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
- A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
- A 70-year-old man has never been married...
- An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
- Flavoured condoms
- What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
- The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
- Together again
- A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
- A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...
- Twice a day
- Every precaution
- A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
- Lightbulbs for dinner
- Do you know what a Yankee is?
- A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
- What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
- How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
- How is sex like air?
- Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
- Sexually active
- If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
- A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
- Do you know why it's called sex?
- What do you do in case of fallout?
- A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
- When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
- For me, penises are a hobby...
- Different sex outcomes
- How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
- A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
- Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
- A horny young man went to a brothel...
- What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
- Two hookers were on a street corner...
- Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
- The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
- The common symptoms of swine flu
- Take her apart!
- The art of foreplay
- Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
- A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
- One neighbor says to the other...
- The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
- What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
- Did you know Sex is a crime?
- If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
- One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
- Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...
- What is a man's idea of protected sex?
- Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...
- The definition of amnesia
- There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
- A new contraceptive
- Why is 88 better than 69?
- Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
- Nauseous sex
- Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
- I tried phone sex once...
- A wonderful exercise
- Why are women like snow flakes?
- Why do women fake orgasms?
- Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
- A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
- A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
- Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
- What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
- What's the difference between mono and herpes?
- What is red and has seven dents?
- What's the definition of a real loser?
- An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
- Play doctor
- How does Herpes leave the hospital?
- A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
- How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
- Those clothes are very becoming on you
- No children yet
- How does a women hold her liquor?
- Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
- A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...
- There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
- One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
- A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
- Man who goes to sleep with sex...
- How do you know you're leading a sad life?
- What is the definition of an overbite?
- How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
- It has been determined that having sex before...
- A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
- An old sailor goes to a brothel...
- What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
- When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
- Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is sex like money in the bank?
- There was a young girl called Anna...
- What is the Australian for foreplay?
- What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
- The right rhythm
- Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
- A husband and wife were out playing golf...
- Mysterious picture
- Appropriate punishment
- It just kills my appetite
- Bra sizes
- Course of action
- What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
- What am I?
- Social Security Sex
- Elderly romance
- A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
- Definition of bad lover
- What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
- Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
- What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
- A question for Bill Clinton
- An elderly man goes into a brothel...
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