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Category: Drunks

The Eighteen Bottles
After a long pubcrawl...
A fellow decides to take off early from work...
Two friends were out drinking...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
The sex talk
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
Warning labels
A rather novel way to...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
Out of the Greek Myths
What is a breathanalyzer?
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...
A somewhat drunk man feels a...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
Two drunks walk into a bar...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
Clearing it
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
How can you tell?
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
Lost all my luggage
Drunk walks into elevator...
It's a ladybug
A horrible tragedy
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy...
5 drinks
Drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

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