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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Men vs. Women
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
Women with Weapons
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do women have legs?
Manly signs
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
little girl walks into the bathroom...
Yeah, fat broads are like...
A woman walks into a hardware store...
A little boy walks up to his father and says...
A new medical study has shown that...
Titicons
Miracle Bra Alternative
Feminist Fairytale!
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Good girls vs. Bad girls
What is the difference?
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
His And Hers ATMs
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts...
Favorite Drink
Excuses for refusing dates
Favorite Sport
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
FAVORITE FANTASY
Favorite House Pet
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
IDEAL DATE
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
Why do women get PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?
Why are girls like pianos?
3 pregnant women were waiting...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like a road?
Why did god invent alcohol?
A milk bath
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
The Perfect Day - Him and Her
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
The difference
The seven kinds of passionate women
What is the difference between women and men?
How are women like elevators?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
ELEMENT: WOMAN
Her father was very angry when he heard that his...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
One day in the Garden of Eden...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have...
Why do women have arms?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?
How is a woman like a condom?
Why don't witches wear panties?
Why is the section of body between a womans...
Judy arrived home from her date...
Commercial
Sheep Dog Bra
The doctor said to the housewife...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
Two AA batteries
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't
These two women went out for a night on the town...
Good morning ladies...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
One of the life's mysteries
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie...
An advantage of being with an older woman
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Beer and estrogen
What kind of a woman
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says...
Answering Machine Recording
How many women with PMS does it take to...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman...
A woman participating in a survey was asked...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Some beauty parlors do a great job...
What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What's long and hard and excites a girl...
What's the difference between men and women?
What is the meaning of "sanctity"?
The woman's secret
One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound...
Women's secrets
Life Science Final Exam
What are the three fastest means of communication?
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
What's the difference between women and men?
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
ATM procedures